A 76 year old widower joined up at the 1st tee with an elderly woman who had been prepared to play by herself.
At the 3rd hole, the old man patted the woman on the knee and said, "I suppose you're going to tell me that I can look but not touch?"
She looked at him and said, "At my age, you can touch all you want- just don't look."
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