A new member to a golf course was eager to get out and meet some other members and show off his recently improved game. So he invited another fellow out to play.
After they had finished the newcomer says, "I want to thank you for playing with me, it was so important for me to play well that I spent $15,000 on golf lessons this winter."
"Well, you should meet my brother in law," replied the member.
"Why is he a golfer too?", asked the newcomer.
"No, he's a consumer fraud lawyer."