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Joke of the Day

It must have been the 10 inch putt that cause Patrick to snap, because as he watched the putt curl around the cup and pop out the other side he blew up. He snapped his putter over his knee, threw the pieces into the bush, grabbed his clubs by the strap, dragged them over to the lake and tossed them in, took off his shoes and tossed them in too, and stormed back to the club house. Once inside, he took a razor blade and slashed his wrists, then he took a bag strap and hung himself in the shower. By this time the rest of his foursome had finished playing and came into the locker room.

"Hey Patrick" said one of his buddies without looking at him hanging in the shower, "same time tomorrow."

"OK," replied Patrick.


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