Jesus and St. Patrick were out having a round of golf one day when the weather started to turn bad. After a while the thunder started to roar and lightening started to flash.
Jesus says to St. Patrick, "I think this is getting dangerous, we should go in."
"No worries, just stay close to me" St. Patrick goes over to his bag pulls out an iron, raises it over his head and heads off down the fairway.
"Are you nuts, the lightening," says Jesus.
"Hey," replies St. Patrick, "not even your father can hit a one iron."