Patrick was having a horrible day on the links. No matter what he did, he just couldn't make a shot. He finally got to the point where he couldn't take it any more, and he started tossing his clubs. Ever time he missed a shot he would fling the club into the water or break it over his leg. He finally got to the point where he had rid himself of all his clubs. He turned to his caddie and asked "Well, what should I do now?"

His caddie, who had been watching quietly to this point replied, "I don't know sir, but might I inquire if you'll be needing that sweater?"