An American, who is a scratch Golfer, visits Scotland for the first time. Taking a Scottish Caddy he plays a famous links course and finds he can't hit the ball straight. In fact he's having his worst round ever.

At the end of the round in his extreme frustration he says to the Caddy: "You're the worst Caddy in the World!"

The Caddy responds, "I do not think so Laddy, that would be too much of a coincidence!"