Two couples were enjoying a competitive, best ball match--wives against husbands with the losers buying lunch and a libation. The match was ALL EVEN and one of the wives had a long, breaking, fifteen foot putt to win the match. She lined the ball up carefully and confidently stroked the "winning" putt. Unfortunately, it stopped three inches short of the hole---dead on line.

Her husband thought that this was a riot and laughing said, "RIGHT TRAIN, WRONG TICKET."

The wife failed to see the humor and not cracking a smile replied, "NO SLEEPER CARS ON THAT NIGHT TRAIN, EITHER!!!!"