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Joke of the Day

An executive and his secretary have been having an affair for about two years. One evening, while working late, the two decided to go to her place for some after hours enjoyment. Things got so hot and heavy, that the two fell asleep after finishing. Around 10 or 11 that night the man awakes, figures out how late it is, and stumbles around getting dressed, knowing his wife will kill him, and asks his secretary to take his shoes outside, and rub them in the grass real well. She looks at him asking why, and he tells her to just do it, so she does. As the man pulls into his drive, his wife is standing at the front door, arms crossed and tapping her foot.

"Where the hell have you been?" she asks.

"Well dear, my secretary and I have been having an affair for about the past two years, and tonight we fell asleep at her place, and well, I just woke up and drove home."

The wife, taken back by this, glares down at the man's shoes and proclaims, "You lying SOB, you've been playing golf!!"

 


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