Bob and Paul were teeing off on the long par 5 seventh hole. Bob decided he was going to reach the green in two and took such a cut at the ball that he almost fell over. The ball skimmed out over the course about 5 feet above the ground, slicing into a tree and boucing into the fairway about 150 yards out.

Paul said: "Nice condom shot."

Bob said: "What's a condom shot."

Paul said: "Safe, but doesn't feel good."